Reason number 132,459 why you shouldn't listen to the voices in your head while drunk.
Voice: You can do it! You'll just slide right down.
You: I don't know it looks awfully small. Maybe no more than a square foot!
Voice: Osh Posh. Raccoons do it all the time! Everybody says you look like a raccoon!
You: Yeah. A raccoon. I'll just slide right down!
Voice: AT A BOY! Now lets get those keys!
[ This Message was edited by: bitmasher on 2003-12-29 22:14 ]