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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

Reason number 132,459 why you shouldn't listen to the voices in your head while drunk.

Voice: You can do it! You'll just slide right down.

You: I don't know it looks awfully small. Maybe no more than a square foot!

Voice: Osh Posh. Raccoons do it all the time! Everybody says you look like a raccoon!

You: Yeah. A raccoon. I'll just slide right down!

Voice: AT A BOY! Now lets get those keys!

[ This Message was edited by: bitmasher on 2003-12-29 22:14 ]

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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

And number 1 on my list of things I do NOT want to touch when I reach up to open the damper...

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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

Yeah a nude, dead, Santa dangling (complete with elf shoes) from the hearth next to the stockings early on Christmas morning would scar any child for life.

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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

just proves-you can do anything with enough alcohol.

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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

O.o

o.O

I DON'T WANNA KNOW

O.O

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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas

Nice image Billi.

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