I don't know but it seems like it would be hard to explain to the game warden why you built a snowman in the middle of the wilderness with corn for eyes and a carrot for a nose.
speaking of game wardens, just a warning to young texas hunters, i talked to a game warden last weekend. he thanked me for carrying my hunter's safty card and said "I'm wearing out my pen writing tickets for that"
Well I think the trick would not be to try to explain the snowman, but rather act like its your hunting buddy.
Warden: Sir, what are you doing with that snowman there with the edible face parts?
You: What snowman? Bob and I are just about to make a drive in to this thicket of brush. Want to join us?
Warden: Who's Bob?
You (pointing at the snowman): Why right here officer, don't you see him? He would like to shake your hand, that's why his hand out is sticking out. He thinks your quite rude for not having shaken his hand yet. (Try to say these lines with the most crazed wildman look you can muster).
With any luck, the warden will realize that he is in the sticks with a looney tune who has a snowman for a hunting buddy. Personally, if I was the warden, I'd walk away slowly.....after of course shaking Bob's hand.
We all think about getting in shape for that up coming big game hunt but what about your truck or suv? Just how much thought goes through your mind on getting it ready for that out of the way hunt that you are heading out on?
The first thing that I usually do is check the tires. If they need replacement think what would happen if you get 50 miles from nowhere and not one but two of them go flat or blow out on you. What are you going to do? When my tires usually get...