I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to
stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I
went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a
voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you doing?"
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort
stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but
anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:
And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think
this was too weird! So I said:
"Well, just like you I'm driving east."
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you
back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the
questions I am asking you."