A couple had decided to move from Miami to North Florida where it was quieter and less expensive.
The real estate agent was showing them homes, and as they were looking at different homes he said to them, "I guess you'll be glad to get out of that rat race in Miami, won't you?"
The lady replied, "Oh, no! It's a wonderful place to live. We love it down there! It's just too exensive. We can't afford it down there anymore."
"You mean you actually like living down there?"
"Oh, yes! It's a wonderful place to live. It's beautiful! It's just too expensive."
The agent turns to the guy and says, "What did you do for a living down there?"
"I was a tail-gunner on a bread truck."