All women's magazines have tests for their readers to gauge how well their marriage is doing. This is a test designed specifically for us men. I call it the lottery test.
Imagine for a moment if you won the big lottery how you would spend it. Here are the results, based on your answer about the quaility of your marriage.
You imagine all the wonderful things you and your wife could do with the winnings. Your dreams include travels and hunts with your wife.
You think of all the wonderful things you could do by yourself and devise a plot to keep your wife from getting any of your winnings.
Forget it, it's over
Forget the dreams, the plot to keep your wife's hands off your winnings, you'll gladly just give her half to be done with her.