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> From: repowell@sbcglobal.netTo: ;Subject: Fw: THE MARINEDate: Mon, 17
Nov 2008 19:05:35 -0600
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> Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S.
Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the
terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they
were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
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> Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so, I'd like one last
plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die
content.'
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> Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear
the song 'The Moon and Me one last time.' The terrorist's leader
nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the
music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
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> Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job
till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder
and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die
happy.'
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> The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your
final wish?'
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> 'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.
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> 'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
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> 'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the
Marine.
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> So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The
Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he
slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest
of the terrorists killing another 11! In a flash, all of them were
either dead or fleeing for their lives.
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> As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked
him, ' Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you
ask him to kick you in the ass?'
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> 'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report
that I was the aggressor....?
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