LOL! I have to wonder what his plan was for after he fought off the attackers and freed his wife. Did he think she'd just jump on him for a great roll in the hay, or did he consider the fact that she might expect somebody to call the police to address the home invasion, etc?
"Yes, I'm a great hero, honey, and you're lucky to have such a testosterone-loaded alpha male like me around to protect you from thugs like this. But no, I don't think there's any need to call the police because I think my manly thrashing convinced them to give up crime and join the Peace Corps."
I will admit, I love deer plots.
I love planting... even the garden at home.
What I do not like are high cost farm implements.
I found myself in need of a cultipacker for clover and other small seed - but could not find a decent deal on a small unit.
OK, fine... I will make one!
The materials were very simple... some plastic corrugated sewer drain pipe, some metal, 2 bearings and some concrete and you are in business!
I cut the pipe, in this case, to 46" wide - as I intended to pull this one...