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Man marries dog 15 years after killing 2 others

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/11/13/man_marries_dog_to_make_u...

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Man marries dog 15 years after killing 2 others

That is strange, but it shows how they think about animals.
I bet the Hindu faith, as a general rule, thinks that sport hunting is an absolute abomination.

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Man marries dog 15 years after killing 2 others

Oh, sure, it's all flowers and fun now, but in a few years, he'll be swaying drunkenly from a bar stool, blubbering, "My wife's a bitch!"

Someone at the end of the bar yells, "Shutup, you drunken idiot!"

"No...I'm not kidding...she's a dog."

"So what? Mine is too...deal with it."

At this point, he pulls out his wallet and shows wedding pictures...and everyone else moves away...

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Man marries dog 15 years after killing 2 others

over here, besides probably being illegal, he might find himself in a nice padded room while a bunch of attorneys charge high fees to see that the dog gets to use the estate and fight for gaurdianship of the dog. neener! i wonder which partner got the worst in this deal? Think

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Man marries dog 15 years after killing 2 others

Its his second marriage, the first ended in a disastrous love triangle.

Love struck again when he replied to a dating ad that promised a "Bitchin' Good Time, Dude".

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