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Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

Apparently Siegfried & Roy isn't a household name in Buenos Aires....

Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

This fellow should have watched the video, linked in here (near the bottom).

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Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

Reminds me of that old bit about bringing a knife to a gunfight. Big difference between a hoofed vegetarian whose mobility has been further hampered by damaged neck muscles vs a highly agile carnivore with retractable claws and a penchant for grabbing things. It's amazing he didn't get the Darwin Award he was after.

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Outstanding!! The world has officially found the first live oversized cat toy bred for entertaining lions.

This new life size human male comes with an obnoxious yelling voice, fully dressed, a detachable jacket (which maybe twirled in any direction), and a fully functional brain that is programmed to challenge extremely large predators for pleasure.

Studies have shown that this new cat toy will attract a larger market share of males drawn to the mauling of these amazing toys but will also improve the life of all large cats that live in captivity allowing these predators to release their restrained frustrations.

This toy is still in the testing phase but has shown incredible durability. Being able to walk away with only a few minor cuts and bruises. I’m confident that this toy will be ready to entertain more lions in the near future…..

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Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

It's amazing he didn't get the Darwin Award he was after.

I have full confidence with the motivation Lucas has shown this early in life, that in time he will achieve full Darwin status.

This new life size human male comes with an obnoxious yelling voice, fully dressed, a detachable jacket (which maybe twirled in any direction), and a fully functional brain that is programmed to challenge extremely large predators for pleasure.

If we rework this a bit:

This new life size human comes with an obnoxious yelling voice, detachable clothes, and a partially functional brain that is programmed to challenge extremely large meat eaters for pleasure.

There, now you have peta membership requirements.

Just as a side note. Can you ever imagine waking up one morning, staring at yourself in the mirror, perhaps brushing your teeth and thinking....

Today, I'm going to parade naked in Memphis.

That in and of itself would throw up red flags, but it gets better.

People will look at me not because I'm naked but because they will hear the truth of my words. Where I go people will throw down their big macs in the glory of my truth.

.... I'm not sure what the clinical definition of crazy is, but if I had those thoughts, there is little doubt I would consider myself barking mad.

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Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

From a PETA perspective, this poor lion was horribly victimized and traumatized by this whole affair. Not only was it being exploited and imprisoned, but subject to taunts of home invaders. It'll take years of feline counseling to undo the damage.

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Man Challenges Lion to Bullfight...

Iknew there was room for a "shrink" on this forum

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