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Location: Tennessee
Joined: 04/13/2009
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Macho Hunters
A tough looking group hunters in their big 4WD truck were on the way to a back country hunt when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. 
They stopped and their leader, a big burly man, gets out of the truck and asks, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says. 
While he did not want to appear overly sensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She gives the macho hunter a long, deep, lingering kiss.... 
The hunter exclaims, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had.  That's a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous.  Why are you committing suicide?"
Says the great kissing girl:  "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"!!!
OUCH !!!  Help!