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Tndeerhunter's picture
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The Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went
camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell
sound asleep. 

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the
Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see? ' 

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see
millions of stars.' 

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. 

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?' 

“You dumber than buffalo
dung… it means someone
stole the tent.”


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Great Joke!

That's a good one! It reminded me of one that I heard "many moons ago", as Tonto would say.

I have posted it as "The Lone Ranger and Tonto II"



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