The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along one day when suddenly the Lone Ranger reigned in Silver and stopped.
He tried to look casual as he looked around at the hilltops around them.
"Tonto", he said, "Look up on those hilltops. There are indians up ahead of us. There are indians behind us. There are indians on both sides of us. Tonto - we're in big trouble."
Tonto looked around, turned back to the Lone Ranger and said, "What you mean 'we' white man?"