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CVC
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A little light reading....

Telling it LIKE it is.

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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A little light reading....

Amen, CVC

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A little light reading....

I'd laugh, but it's true

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A little light reading....

I'm with BunnySlayer on this one.

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A little light reading....

Right on the money CVC good post. Thumbs up Thumbs up Thumbs up

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A little light reading....

How true, how true... not sure I'd call it light reading though. Think

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