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kind lawyers

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating
grass?

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man
replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You c ome
with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But
sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to
the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really
love my place............

The grass is almost a foot high."

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Location: Kingston, MI
Joined: 01/16/2007
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kind lawyers

........and that's about as kind as a lawyer can get.

Too funny!

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Location: williamstown vt
Joined: 08/30/2003
Posts: 293
kind lawyers

neener! neener! neener!

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