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Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin

After all the background checks, interviews and
testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions
no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair .. . . kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have
what
it
takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another.  They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman,wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to beat him to death
with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women
are crazy. Don't mess with them

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laugh

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I have heard this many times,

I have heard this many times, and it's always funny..... laugh

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That's why i'm not married

That's why i'm not married