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It pays to be careful around old people.

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
Of seniors down a highway
When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
Which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
Again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again
He asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.
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Location: Kingston, MI
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It pays to be careful around old people.

Gross.........funny........but staill gross nonetheless.

Probably why I laughed so hard.

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It pays to be careful around old people.

Oops! Oops! neener! neener! neener! Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

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It pays to be careful around old people.

True Story.... Had a Pastor at our church in Vermont who was visiting an elderly shut in and she offered him chocolate covered cherries. He bit into one and it was hollow. He discretely grabbed another and flipped it over. Every one in the box had a hole in the bottom where the lady had sucked the cherry out.....

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It pays to be careful around old people.

Yuk!

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It pays to be careful around old people.

LOL good joke Thumbs up
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