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Iraqi Reporter Throws Shoe at Bush

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Here it is -- proof of the evil conspiracy behind the war. Note that the date on the first link is 1 June 2003 -- right after the invasion. This war wasn't about oil...it was about Iraqi potato production dropping 50% from 1994 to 2000. Note the photo links on the sidebar on the second article connecting discussion of Random Task's act right next to a 2005 announcement of increased Iraqi potato farming.

http://www.allbusiness.com/agriculture-forestry/crop-production-vegetabl...

http://www.albawaba.com/en/countries/Iraq/180773

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JTapia wrote:
Did anybody hear something?

Sounded like the house troll I think Think

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They call me... tater salad

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Did someone mention potatos? Vodka?

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You're darned right somebody said potatoes. The potato war conspiracy is drawing ever nearer to Bush -- the attached proves Republican duplicity in it. Note that the press release date is only a month after we invaded Iraq. Larry Craig was taken out by government agents because he was going to talk.

http://crapo.senate.gov/media/newsreleases/release_full.cfm?id=232708&

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expatriate wrote:
Here it is -- proof of the evil conspiracy behind the war. Note that the date on the first link is 1 June 2003 -- right after the invasion. This war wasn't about oil...it was about Iraqi potato production dropping 50% from 1994 to 2000. Note the photo links on the sidebar on the second article connecting discussion of Random Task's act right next to a 2005 announcement of increased Iraqi potato farming.

http://www.allbusiness.com/agriculture-forestry/crop-production-vegetabl...

http://www.albawaba.com/en/countries/Iraq/180773

Of course Potato production faltered after we invaded Iraq. They were, after all, being used as Weapons of Mashed Destruction.(WMD) so all Tubers(seeds) AKA "Eyes" were summararily destroyed when encountered.

The Bush family has been behind much of the worlds Potato production for as long as can be remembered, even having the method of measuring packaged Potatoes named after them, the Bushel.
With Iraq's booming Potato production I, as many in the "know", knew that it would be only a matter of time before we invaded Iraq with a full scale take over of the country.
Bush Sr made up the Kuwaiti occupation so he could send advanced patrols into Iraq, under the guise of "pursuing" the Republican Guard as it fled Kuwait, in order to verify Potato plantations and mark them with GPS and Laser strobes so as to make them the first targets for Tomahawk strikes in the GW Bush version of the "liberation" of Iraq.

These are just a educated guesses on my part but I believe them to be almost mostly true.
Of course I could be wrong in the unlikely instance that I wasn't right.

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I knew it. It's all just a Russian commie plot to force us to drink their Vodka and revitalise their economy. Damn Cambodians are probably in on it too. The middle east get involved because of increased demand for olives and pretty soon Isreal will be bombing Iranian distillaries and Syrian distribution facilities. The nuke thing was just a clever ruse to distract us from the real issue. Weapons of mash distruction! Yes I see the truth!!

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The shoe issue was actually the begining of a footware bailout bill, the reporter only slipped in melee of admiring crowd as he raised his hand to show the crowd what was the cause of his ingrown toe. A regrettable mistake no doubt as his other foot is reported to have no issues.

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Yes, Bunny, the Iranian situation is truly threatening, especially given this suspicious connection...

http://www.potatopro.com/Lists/News/DispForm.aspx?ID=867

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