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Ice Cream Joke

An elderly lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the clerk. "Can I have a gallon of chocolate ice cream?"
The clerk responds. "I'm sorry. We don't have any chocolate. All we have is vanilla and strawberry."
She asks. "Well, can I have a half gallon of chocolate?"
The clerk responds. "Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate. Just vanilla and strawberry."
She asks. "Then, can I have a quart of chocolate."
The clerk responds. "Can you spell the van in vanilla?"
She says. "V A N."
The clerk responds. "Good. Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
She says. "S T R A W."
The clerk responds. "Great. Can you spell the frick in chocolate?"
She says. "There isn't any frick in chocolate."
The clerk responds. "That's what I've been trying to tell you."

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