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Location: Wandering the World, Currently at Ft. Campbell, KY
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I think your the father of one of my kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond
woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback,
because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know
me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party
>that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???
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" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."

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Posts: 1964
I think your the father of one of my kids

BUZZZZZ TRY AGAIN! lol sorry man

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