A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love,
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
Husband Mart and have a nice day.