Found this today, thought it good for a chuckle:
Fri, December 8, 2006
By GRAHAM HICKS
Why men prefer guns over women.
You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
You can keep one gun at home, another for the road.
If you admire a friend's gun, he'll let you try it out a few times.
Your gun stays with you even when you run out of ammo.
A gun doesn't take up closet space.
A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
You can buy a silencer for a gun.