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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

Thumbs up I feel better already!!

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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

Laugh Laugh Thumbs up

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Be careful -- if you do that, Windows will send an alert message to Microsoft, who then relays it to Washington -- and men in dark suits and sunglasses show up at your doorstep. Not Secret Service...reporters armed with your financial records, sordid details form your past, and embarrassing anecdotes about close family members. Wink