Guy said to his wife, "You know, honey, 25 years ago I was living in an apartment, sleeping on the couch, and watching a 10" black & white tv, but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde every night. Now, I have a big house, a king size bed, and a big screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. Seems like you're not holding up your end of the bargain"
His wife said, "Go sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde, and I'll make sure you get to live in an apartment, sleep on a couch, and watch a 10" black & white tv again."
