You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you
"I am 78," the man said.
"78!" remarked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You
look like a 60-year-old."
"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that
whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool
off, and I would go outside for a walk to settle down," the
"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.
"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life."