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Great Wife

My wife and I just had our 1 year anniversary Sept. 6. You know you have a good woman when you get a nice new NIKON Prostaff 3x9x40 rifle scope and a rangefinder for an anniversary gift! Maybe she's trying to tell me something... like go out and hunt and leave me alone! HA!

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Great Wife

WOW!

I hope my future wife buys me something good!

lol...

Oh and happy anniversary!

God bless Big smile

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Re: Great Wife

Sweet! I think I'll print off this thread and give it to my wife and see if it gets me any where.

I'll probably get one of these -> eye roll <- though...

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good wife 1955

Be sure she get's a copy of this Bit.

~Jeff~

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Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Oh the double meaning....

Any way, I'm about 95% sure that if I presented this to my wife, there is a 100% chance that I wouldn't be getting jack for anything until death-do-us-part.

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Great Wife

Boy oh boy how times have changed.

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Great Wife

If I gave this to my wife, I think she'd definitely go out and buy a beautiful new firearm -- and then give it to me one bullet at a time. Page 2 of this no doubt covers things like never driving the car, staying two paces behind at all times, speaking only when spoken to, proper wear of the burkha, etc.

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Great Wife

Thank goodness I am no wife, lol!

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