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Gotta use the restroom....

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and
said:

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My
wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck
to her butt that said......'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''

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DOH!

I had seen that one before but I forgot it until I read the punch line.  That's one worth remembering! It made me chuckle ;)

"Lucy - you have some splainin' to do!"

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