Rush Limbaugh to get $38M a year for next 8 years
Good news everyone - Our King has gotten his contract renewed so we will continue to be able to receive talking points for the next 8 years.
Not only is he a wise King, but a very generous one too. He is serving for a mere $38 million per year.
(BTW, for any liberal reading this, please keep in mind that this post is tongue in cheek - the conservatives will already know it).