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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor
Virgil Smith.... He's hidin' marijuana inside
his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies
descend on Virgil's house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the
Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

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Location: Wisconsin
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Thumbs up That is good Thumbs up

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Location: Wandering the World, Currently at Ft. Campbell, KY
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Good One Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Location: folorida
Joined: 04/22/2007
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thats bad Shame on You! just kiddin ha ha ha ha Laugh Laugh Big smile neener!

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Happy birthday indeed! Floyd is a great friend indeed (LOL)!

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hahahahaha Thumbs up