''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant.
''They're called tees'' replies Tiger.
''Well, what on God's earth are dey for?'' inquires the attendant.
''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Tiger.
'' Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!