Have a good fishing season all. Me, I'm too ornery to fish the traditional way. I pull pin on grenade, drop said pinless item in water, wait for BOOM, gather up with a net what floats to the top.
Just kidding folks. I don't do that, but only because I ran out of grenades a long time ago. One of these days I'm going to learn to fly fish. Nice catch there. Have a great season on the water and enjoy!
In the darkness, the hunter stumbles through the underbrush, making noise and leaving his scent seemingly EVERYWHERE!
Daylight will be here in 30 minutes and he wanted to be in the stand an hour before daylight.
"I know I left that stand RIGHT in this area last night," he mutters under his breath, "but where is it now?"
He traipses back and forth in a zig zag pattern, getting himself overheated and sweaty, but never finding the stand he left there the previous evening – and eventually sits on a...