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Dave and his buddies were hanging out discussing an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave!!! He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, tent set up, sleeping bag rolled out, fishing rod in hand and camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"

"I didn't have to", Dave replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want”......

So here I am!"

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Ha ha!! You're bad - very bad! Evil!

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I wonder what Dave's address is? Evil!

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JTapia wrote:
I wonder what Dave's address is? Evil!

3rd ice shack on the right...

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