Elmer Fud and his buddy Sam were out hunting wascally wabbits when all of a sudden Sam clutches his chest and screams, "oh my heart!" and falls limp to the ground.
Elmer quickly pulls out his cell phone and calls 911...
"hello! operator! my friend sam just clutched his chest and fell to the ground and isn't moving!"
"okay okay, calm down, first off you are going to need to check and see if he's dead or not. take your--- before the operator can finish, elmer interjects quickly and says, "okay just a second" KABOOOM! "okay, now what?"