There was a doe and a fawn in a neighborhood and a dog came over to sniff the fawn. The doe began smashing the dog furiously with it's hooves. Then a cat came over and the doe kicked the cat in the head. It was pretty cool.
Want a quick and inexpensive call for Moose? Take an empty 32 ounce coffee can, and make a small slit in the bottom, only about a quarter inch. Then, take one of those really big red rubber bands, the ones that go around big folders. Cut the rubber band to make one long piece.
Now, thread one end of the band and tie a knot on the outside of the can so it won't pull through. Cut the band off on the other side so it is even with the top of the can.
Now, wet your finger,...