It was march and bubba and joe decide they are gunna get a big buck this year. Bubba says " how bout we learn that doe matin call and we wear a doe suit. Joe agrees and they practice until the opener. They goto a field and they zip up their suit. Joe is the head and bubb the back. Joe starts callin and this big 12 pointer shows up. " oh crap " bubba says. " what is wrong?" "The zipper is stuck what we gunna do? " " I'm gunna eat grass but bubba ya might wanna brace yourself!"