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Court Witness

A witness was testifing in an an assault case and was describing events that happened out of his eysight( around the corner)
The judge said: Sir, if you didn't see it, you cannot testify that it happened,Ifyou don't see it. you don't know it.
The witness replied" Sorry Your Honour, But I know I got an ass----, I Just never seen it

True story

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