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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around,
he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so
you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her
again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you

are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if
he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession.
I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

"No, I won't," he responded.

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath while his
sides ached and his face turned bright red.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for
Preparation H.. so I'm still a hole behind you.

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halvtaz,

Don't you guy's have anything to do! Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh

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Naw... I work for the Government neener!

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nice hahaha

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