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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a hunter, but he does not hunt. Hunting implies the possibility of failure.

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good one

That's a good one!  The best one that I have heard is that "Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection!" 

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Hah!  Love it!  Seems like

Hah!  Love it!  Seems like anywhere there is a joke, there is a way to fit Chuck Norris into it... lol

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  Way too funny!  I like the

 

Way too funny!  I like the one - "chuck norris understands women"  Now that is funny!  Big smile

Here is the web site for more chuck norris humor... http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

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