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Chicken and a Movie

There was a young country fellow who had a pet chicken. He took it everywhere. It would sit on his shoulder and go with him all the time.

He wanted to go to the movie theater. At the door they said "NO PETS"! He snuck out and put the chicken in his pants and went in and sat down near two older ladies.

He opened his fly and let the chicken poke it's head out to so it could see too. The old lady nearest him told her friend, "I think this man beside me is some kind of pervert. He has his business poking out of his zipper, I think"!!

The other lady said "Don't worry about him, it's not like he's got anything you've never seen before."

The first lady replied, "But it's eating my popcorn!!!"

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Chicken and a Movie


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