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Can't remember

2 Old men are sitting on one end of the front porch, their wives are sitting on the other end . One man says, " Where have you been? I have not seen you in a coons age." The other old man says " My wife sent me to a memory clinic. They worked with me for 2 weeks doing meditation, flash cards, and all kinds of memory improving exercises." The first man says, " Man, that sounds great, I can't seem to remember anything lately. What is the name of this clinic?" The second man gets a strained look on his face. His eyes are squinting and he starts to sweat. He looks at his friend and asks, "What is the name of the flower that has thorns on the stem?" "You mean a rose?" asks the friend. "That is it." He shouts to his wife across the porch," Hey Rose, what is the name of that clinic you sent me to?".

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Thats a gooder!

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That will be me someday!!

That will be me someday!!

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Haha good one.

Haha good one.

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Good one

Good one

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