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I think we should take over Canada just for the entertainment value - can you imagine the wailing when we tell the French Quebec people that they have to give up French and speak English and Spanish Evil!

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expatriate wrote:
. While the administration blusters about suspected weapons of mash destruction programs

Yes potatoes used as wmds has it's' roots(no pun intended) in Nazi Germany who produced a small hand held weapon called a "Potato Masher", a potato on a stick if you will, which was used extensively during the Nazi invasion and occupation of France during WW2.
This ties in with Canada's' lack of a viable potato program because of its French Heritage.
Imagine, if you can, the terror in the French peoples faces when Nazi Stormtroopers kicked in their doors and threw Potato Mashers in the living room in response to the french peppering them with french fries in the streets. Not too hard to see who won that potato battle.
Seeing this it is easy to see why there is no government interest in helping to produce the dangerous roots. Just think of what a determined and motivated Canadian Terrorist could do with the proper spud.

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Can't grow a damn potato in the Alberta oil sands. Oil is right on the surface of the ground and we have to continue to strip mine it for over a hundred years before we can plant a crop, maybe longer, damn iit : Big smile Big smile Big smile Big smile Big smile

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Hammer1 wrote:
Can't grow a damn potato in the Alberta oil sands. Oil is right on the surface of the ground and we have to continue to strip mine it for over a hundred years before we can plant a crop, maybe longer, damn iit : Big smile Big smile Big smile Big smile Big smile

Hummmmm Oil in the ground.......now if you could get your hands on some contraband potatoes and some hamburger meat you have the makings of a decent BBQ.
Of course you'll have to drink Canadian Whiskey as I am sure there is little or no Vodka there.

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JTapia wrote:
Of course you'll have to drink Canadian Whiskey as I am sure there is little or no Vodka there.

No vodka... are you kidding? What communist country wouldn't have vodka??? Do you think Kanada would be any different??? Evil! Laugh

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I hadn't thought about the Quebec factor. The French Canadians escaped Hitler, only to unleash Cirque du Soleil and Celine Dion on the world. That may give us reason to invade Quebec, but I'm not sure the rest of Canada would care.

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I hadn't thought about the Quebec factor. The French Canadians escaped Hitler, only to unleash Cirque du Soleil and Celine Dion on the world. That may give us reason to invade Quebec, but I'm not sure the rest of Canada would care.

Of course we care. Let us know if you need any assistance. We'd like to make the transition as smooth and quick as possible. Thumbs up

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Huh? No vodka? No martini's? What kind of hell hole are you people running up there? I could stand socialized medicine, but no vodka? Never. You poor poor oppressed people.

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I don't know...if we invaded Quebec the Democrats would insist that we all learn French and adopt the metric system. And the thought of Celine Dion singing the National Anthem... Yuk!

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