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Now I know that some of you guy's camp out, do you tell campfire stories? Year's ago I took my nephew hunting up in Valsetz, Ore and we camped out. I like coffee in the morning which required a fire which ment someone had to get up now and then and feed it. Well I did the only thing I could do, I read my nephew a couple chapters from "Alaska Bear Tales". Here's a sample:

" After chewing on my right shoulder, arm and side repeatedly, the bear began to bite my head and tear at my scalp. As I heard the horrible crunching sound of the bear's teeth biting into my skull, I realized it was all to hopeless...."

I wasn't sure it was going to work because Jeff just sat there and never said a word. But next morning I woke up and there was two bloodshot eye's sitting by a bon fire.

So how do you guy's keep someone feeding the fire all night?

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tell em i cant wait to cuddle tonight Big smile

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Snore like a jet engine. Strip naked before getting in your bag. Be sure to stop periodically to talk in your sleep, muttering disturbing phrases like "Daddy don't touch me there". If that doesn't work, wait until your tent mate's breathing gets slow and rythmic, and then scream loudly, turn on a flashlight, and wave it around while jumping wildly on your sleeping bag. Then immediately turn out the light and go back to sleep like nothing happened (whatever you do, don't respond to the tentmate).

Of course, if you want to be subtle, wait until he's just dropping off to sleep and then bolt into an upright position, pause, and ask, "Did you hear that?" Repeat as necessary.

Simpler yet, just take an empty 2 liter botle into the tent with you and comment on how it keeps you from getting dirty feet in the middle of the night.

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expatriate wrote:
Snore like a jet engine. Strip naked before getting in your bag. Be sure to stop periodically to talk in your sleep, muttering disturbing phrases like "Daddy don't touch me there". If that doesn't work, wait until your tent mate's breathing gets slow and rythmic, and then scream loudly, turn on a flashlight, and wave it around while jumping wildly on your sleeping bag. Then immediately turn out the light and go back to sleep like nothing happened (whatever you do, don't respond to the tentmate).

Of course, if you want to be subtle, wait until he's just dropping off to sleep and then bolt into an upright position, pause, and ask, "Did you hear that?" Repeat as necessary.

Simpler yet, just take an empty 2 liter botle into the tent with you and comment on how it keeps you from getting dirty feet in the middle of the night.

You are my hero! Laugh

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Hey thanks for the tips guys! lol

I'll most definitely keep these in mind for our next campout! ha ha!

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