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Location: Kingston, MI
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Broken lawn mower

When our lawn mower broke and would not run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, hunting, fishing, the house. There was always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship, in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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Broken lawn mower

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