So a guy is up in alaska bear hunting, he comes upon a black bear so he shoots it and misses. Next thing he knows the bear is right behind him, the bear tells him" Im either going to maul you or have my way with you, its up to you."So the man decides on the lesser of two evils and decides that mauling would be way worse. When he gets out of the hospital 3 weeks later he goes back to the same area to kill that bear. He finally finds it and drops it with one shot. While he's congratulating him self a large grizzley walks up to him and says" You dont really come up here for the hunting, do you?"