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The Bar Scene

A hunter walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl: "You look great tonight!" And then again:
"You really look fantastic... and that beard you're sporting is just wonderful!"

The hunter is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. He wanders over to the juke box. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You're a TOTAL JERK... And you STINK... Do you know, you're AS UGLY AS YOUR MOTHER!"

By now, the hunter is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the jukebox is out of order."

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LOL!

LOL!

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HaHa

HaHa

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