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perryrankin over on Thunderbucks.com found this somewhere:

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United

>> > States .

>> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

>> > "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me

>> > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

>> >

>> > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

>> >

>> > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having

>> > such a beautiful country here in America !"

>> >

>> > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

>> >

>> > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,

>> > shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

>> >

>> > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am

>> > not American!"

>> >

>> > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

>> >

>> > She says, "No, I am from Russia !"

>> >

>> > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

>> >

>> > The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

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